he shaved USA in his pubs
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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