I'm going to jail i love you
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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