They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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