If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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