Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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