Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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