Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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