That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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