plz talk dirty to me
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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