He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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