I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Come see our sink grown plant.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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