Jerry, you need to find god
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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