Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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