Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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