gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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