i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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