I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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