talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think I died a long time ago.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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