Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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