The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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