I don't think brook has ever known best
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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