i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon