he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy