The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.