Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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