scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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