can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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