"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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