I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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