she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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