i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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