Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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