And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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