I want to make a zoo with you.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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