I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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