even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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