Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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