dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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