i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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