How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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