Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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