D3 body, D1 cock
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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