Nicole vs. Life
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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