The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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