How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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