I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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