The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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