can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
How does it feel to date your dad?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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