btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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