I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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