But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Welp...herpes.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
A bitchslap is in order.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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