R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Drake has all the answers
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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