You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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