And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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