I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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