is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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