I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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